101 on how to get babe to hurry up.

101 on how to get babe to hurry up.

My life

So I asked the universe to send me Mr Perfect for my birthday, and it did.

I met someone that encourages me to better myself. Someone who appreciates me. Someone I can trust. I feel respected. I feel sexy, beautiful, and irreplaceable. I feel heard. I’m not afraid to go to him and tell him I’m upset. We don’t argue, we talk it out. We miss each other. For the first time in my life I’m in a healthy relationship. I am so lucky to have such a wonderful man to call mine, but I’m even luckier that he feels the same about me.

  • Me: give me 1 billion dollars
  • Billionaire: no
  • Me: I triple dog dare you
  • Billionaire: fuck

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adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

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